unexpectadly innocent

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

53 minutes ago with 65289 notes — via crisscolfers, © makkine

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

2 hours ago with 194974 notes — via kurtshummls

#hell yeah im down with that

gas-station-disco:

is that taylor swift

4 hours ago with 26048 notes — via bring-the-inside-outside, © weheartit.com

#anti taylor #frightened

malikmydick:

malikmydick:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

8 hours ago with 18509 notes — via bring-the-inside-outside, © malikmydick

bonginq:

trryinq:

snorlaxatives:

some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven

OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST

its ok friend you have found it again

10 hours ago with 31641 notes — via fartgallery, © snorlaxatives

#happiness and joy and purpose in the world found again

lohanthony:

beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you

11 hours ago with 77895 notes — via kryptonitenights, © lohanthony

#thigh gap cant save your food when you drop it #so whats the point #(but seriously be healthy and remember youre inner fierceness is magical no matter how you look)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

13 hours ago with 61926 notes — via crisscolfers, © sexintartarus

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

15 hours ago with 102484 notes — via baddayys, © u-ltravi0lets

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

17 hours ago with 31166 notes — via thatsmoderatelyraven, © drarna

#this feels like a defining moment in my life #the end of an era

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

19 hours ago with 250810 notes — via bring-the-inside-outside, © jesuschristvevo

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

#what #the #actual #fuck #how #did #i #not #know #this #*eyelids twitching manically*

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

lizjamesbitch:

I tell people this all the time. The scary part?

There are lots who don’t believe me.

misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.

YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.

NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

#its cool #hopefully #anyways even if it deteriorates there will be other platforms #even facebook was exclusive once its the internet things CHANGE